The 8 things the happiest people do every day

Check rivals’ Facebook posts Peruse craigslist Missed Connections for 90 minutes Alternate between dwelling and mulling, with intermittent stewing Publicly announce a new outlandish money-making scheme Start at least one conversation each day with a different person who wants you fired Open …

Asheville Outlets announces stores

• Hula Hips  • Kiln Coven • Internet Tees • Patchy Pants & More  • Neverending Vape Conversation  • Indignation Surplus Supply • Stuff You Used to Buy in Atlanta • Payday Loans for American Girl Dolls • The Gap Orthodontia  • …

Stone medicine practitioner accused of malpractice

Asheville, Monday — An Asheville medical stone worker has been accused of negligence after allegedly leaving a piece of quartz on a patient for over an hour. “Quartz, as we all know, provides total wellness and maternal comfort when placed upon a patient,” said Dr. Gene Stafford, the director …