The 8 things the happiest people do every day |

Check rivals’ Facebook posts
Peruse craigslist Missed Connections for 90 minutes
Alternate between dwelling and mulling, with intermittent stewing
Publicly announce a new outlandish money-making scheme
Start at least one conversation each day with a different person who wants you fired
Open the shades briefly around 7 p.m. to make sure the outside world still exists
Prepare a list of non-negotiable demands, just in case
Drink to completion